i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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