She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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