what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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