I must be too annoying 4 u.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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