It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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