i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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