they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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