'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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