I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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