Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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