dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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