omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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