you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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