Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i believe in u and ur pee
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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