is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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