oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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