Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
