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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I wish life had little blips of pornography
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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