none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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