its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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