got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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