I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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