I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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