How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I could make wine with my vomit
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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