Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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