Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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