Soap is not a condiment
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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