Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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