I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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