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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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