are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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