I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich