I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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