is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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