I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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