I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
