If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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