Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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