Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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