Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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