1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
