That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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