my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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