i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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