ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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