Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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