It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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