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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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