I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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