Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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