it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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