THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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