I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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