If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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