I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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