Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
