sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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