You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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