It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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